ABE LINCOLN QUOTE:

Lincoln once related to a band of newsmen: "I once met a woman riding a horse in the woods who stopped and looked at me intently. Se exclaimed, 'I do believe you are the ugliest man I ever saw,' to which I responded, 'Madam, you are probably right, but I can't help it.' She replied, 'No, you can't help it, but you might stay at home.'"